I hate cleaning! I try to avoid it at all costs, but the problem is that I like living in a house that is clean all the time. 

So I did what anyone else would do: I put a lot of effort into not cleaning. Ironically, this involved studying a lot of highly detailed OCD-like housekeeping books, like this and this, so I could figure out how to actually clean optimally and efficiently with the least amount of effort. Perhaps even more ironically, in my quest to avoid cleaning, I clean a little bit each day.